Or maybe someone creative could rework the song “Macho Man”
Taco taco man…I don’t want to be a Taco Man…. It would certainly be appropriate for the man who uses “YMCA” by the Village People at his ranting rallies. It’s always so funny that he uses that particular song by that band especially because his homophobia and racism are not even remotely hidden. Maybe that’s why Jeffrey Epstein is dead. But I digressed in a way. Most of the ultra conservative “christian” conservatives are there at these rallies dancing around consider themselves Trump loyalists. Nuff said.
I think to honor the late great Warren Zevon’s long awaited entry into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame we should write a TACO parody “ TACO man of DC” ahooooo…”
I prefer TacoMan to the tune of the village people Macho Man since Trumpster likes them so much and they sold out to him. Elton would likely be offended.
Or maybe someone creative could rework the song “Macho Man”
Taco taco man…I don’t want to be a Taco Man…. It would certainly be appropriate for the man who uses “YMCA” by the Village People at his ranting rallies. It’s always so funny that he uses that particular song by that band especially because his homophobia and racism are not even remotely hidden. Maybe that’s why Jeffrey Epstein is dead. But I digressed in a way. Most of the ultra conservative “christian” conservatives are there at these rallies dancing around consider themselves Trump loyalists. Nuff said.
DONE! Here you go... https://open.substack.com/pub/beckyzelinski/p/taco-taco-man?r=3cleu3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
I think to honor the late great Warren Zevon’s long awaited entry into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame we should write a TACO parody “ TACO man of DC” ahooooo…”
I took you up on your challenge. Here's my version of #TacoMan. https://open.substack.com/pub/beckyzelinski/p/taco-taco-man?r=3cleu3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
Here you go! Using 'Rocket Man' by the fabulous Elton John!
And I think it’s gonna be a soft, soft stance.
'Cause every bluff turns into a finance dance.
He’s not the man they think is tough and grand.
Oh no, no, no...he’s Taco Man.
Taco Man
Trump always chickens out when he can.
Perfect!
Now do one for the Village People's: Macho Man!
#TACOman
Did someone already tackle that one? This is so fun!
Today's post:
Where's the Beef?!
EVERY Mexican restaurant in America should have the “Special of the Week” be:
“CHICKEN TACO”
Call it:
#TACOman
I can see the commercials now with the parody song to the music of the Village People's: Macho Man.
“Taco, Taco Man!
donnie's gonna be the Taco Man!
There will be a shortage of chickens in America!
Sales will set records!
C'mon America! Make this our new National Anthem:
“Taco, Taco Man…
donnie's gonna be the Taco Man!
Make billboards EVERYWHERE!
Chicken Man, Bone Spurs Man, #TACOman!
WE, the People MUST join this advertising campaign! Make donnie the new: “Where's the BEEF lady!"
I prefer TacoMan to the tune of the village people Macho Man since Trumpster likes them so much and they sold out to him. Elton would likely be offended.
Becky Zelinski
Here's mine:
#TACOman
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til I'm fin’ly in prison where I belong.
I'm exactly the man they think I am
A criminal and a conman!
I'm a #TACOman
#TACOman